First off, I hope “George” is ok.
Second, why would you name an alligator George? The poor gator didn’t have a say!
He grab that thing as if to say, “my name’s Thurston, my friends call me Thurbie.”
“You call me BAD MOTHER %#+?@&!!”
Prime example of why they’ve been here longer than us, and why they’ll remain long after we’re gone. Nature wins.