I am a Florida native and have seen my share of weird stuff living in the Sunshine State. Just when I thought I'd seen it all, I found this story: A nude Florida man, covered in grease and peppermint oil, jumps into pool and on trampoline.
So this Florida man was wearing nothing but his birthday suit and decided to cover himself in peppermint oil and some kind of automotive lubricant. Then he jumped into a stranger's pool at 2am, followed by a hop on a trampoline. The homeowner called the cops because... nude, grease-covered guy in the back yard...and police had a tough time capturing the guy because he was slippery. You know, from the grease. They eventually caught him and he's facing multiple charges. Police also say he was high on an "unknown substance." Gee, what a surprise. You mean to tell me the guy who stripped naked, covered himself in oil and went jumping on a stranger's trampoline at 2am wasn't sober?! I'm shocked!
Anyway, here's the full story if you'd like additional entertainment. And there's video!
[NY Post]
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Photo: Getty Images