A 33-year-old Florida Man was arrested after crawling into the drive-through window of a Taco Bell on 4th Street North in St Pete on Saturday night...wearing nothing but his birthday suit. Employees say the man crawled into the restaurant and laid down on the floor. Police arrested the man for exposing his sexual organs, among other charges.
There's nothing in the article to address WHY he did this? Was he just hungry? Did he have a hankering for a Mexican pizza? Was he there to apply for a job so he could afford to buy some pants? When police arrived, did they taze him or tackle him? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
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