Florida Woman is drunk before 8am in St Pete!

posted by Sarah Jacobs - 

Mary Ellen Stewart/St Pete Police

This is the most Florida story we've seen in a minute. 

An 81-year-old woman was found topless and intoxicated on a park bench in St Pete last Thursday. 

Police found Mary Ellen Stewart sitting on a park bench . . . fully TOPLESS . . . drinking pink Franzia wine straight from the box.  Did we mention it was 7:40am? Homegirl was going HARD before 8 on a weekday!

When the cops approached her, she started trying to spray them with her wine.

I think I've just found my spirit animal!

Just kidding, mom! ;)

[Smoking Gun]

ps-- Ms Stewart owns a home in St Pete and has no prior arrests...so now I'm very curios as to what happened that led to this little drunken incident. Hope she's ok!

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