This is the most Florida story we've seen in a minute.
An 81-year-old woman was found topless and intoxicated on a park bench in St Pete last Thursday.
Police found Mary Ellen Stewart sitting on a park bench . . . fully TOPLESS . . . drinking pink Franzia wine straight from the box. Did we mention it was 7:40am? Homegirl was going HARD before 8 on a weekday!
When the cops approached her, she started trying to spray them with her wine.
I think I've just found my spirit animal!
Just kidding, mom! ;)
ps-- Ms Stewart owns a home in St Pete and has no prior arrests...so now I'm very curios as to what happened that led to this little drunken incident. Hope she's ok!