Oh man, you start becoming an old person when you're WAY too young. It's almost disrespectful to ACTUAL old people that you're stepping on their gimmick.
According to a new survey, the average age when you start becoming an old person is . . . 41. And you fully make the transition by age 57. Here are the top 10 signs you're becoming old, which are supposed to start hitting you at 41 . . .
1. Forgetting people's names. (check)
2. Losing hair. (nope, I'm good on this one)
3. Feeling stiff. (again, nope)
4. Talking a lot about your joints and aches. (nope)
5. Groaning when you bend down. (nope...I'm starting to think some of you should do some yoga or something)
6. Not knowing popular music. (check)
7. Misplacing your keys and glasses. (check)
8. Getting hairier eyebrows, more nose hairs, and more ear hairs. (been going grey since I was 21)
9. Not lifting heavy things because you're worried about your back. (depends on how heavy)
10. Saying, "Back in my day." (ALL THE TIME)
Y'all, I'm only 35. Looks like I only have 6 good years left before I'm old! lol!