Only in America can you walk into a warehouse store and drown your sorrows in a nine pound bucket of Oreo cream filling. It's one of the many reasons I love this country.
Do you have a Sam's Club membership? If not, you're gonna want one, because this glorious bucket of creamy goodness is available now! It's kept refrigerated, so you can't order it online.
It literally comes in the kind of orange all-purpose bucket that you'd find at Home Depot, but it's filled with Oreo cream, that is being described as "Cool Whip, with little flecks of Oroes mixed in." The label says the bucket can frost 200 cupcakes, but let's be honest: most of us just want to get that thing home and grab a spoon, amirite??
If you DO take down the whole thing (and if you do, we're totally not judging), the full bucket will run you about 16,380 calories . . . 936 grams of fat . . . 1,521 grams of sugar . . . and hey, 117 grams of protein. Hey, 117 grams of protein! I'm gonna hit the gym after this!
I don't currently have a Sam's membership, but if you happen to see this in your local store, PLEASE take a photo of it and share it on Instagram so I can see! Tag me @onairsarah !!