Russians, man. They do everything to the extreme.
This drunk Russian dude decided he wasn't drunk enough and wanted more wine. So he did what anyone would do... he stole a tank and used it to rob a liquor store.
What, did you think I'd tell you he called an Uber? No.
He rammed the tank through the front of the liquor store and stole one bottle of wine. Yes, he went to all that trouble for ONE bottle of wine.
And he didn't get far because apparently it doesn't take the cops too long to find a drunk Russian driving a tank on a city street. Weird.
Fortunately for us, the internet exists and has provided us with photos.