Add this one to the "Only in Florida" File

posted by Sarah Jacobs - 


I love a good Florida story. This one is especially great. 

A possum (some people say "opossum," but I'm from the South, so it's just "possum") broke into a liquor store in Fort Walton Beach and drank a bottle of bourbon. When the employees found it, it was drunker than a frat bro on Spring Break, and wildlife officials had to let it sit in a drunk tank until it sobered up enough to be released back into the wild. 

I'M NOT KIDDING.

ps--I know I'm supposed to love all God's creatures, but possums are ugly. There, I said it.

[WNEP]

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