Even if you haven't seen the movie It, you've at least heard of it. It's based on Steven King's book about a scary clown named Pennywise, and is pretty much singlehandedly responsible for most Americans' fears of clowns.
Well, now there's a "sexy" It costume for Halloween.
They really will try to make anything sexy, won't they?
What's funny to me is, because "Pennywise" is a trademarked name, they can't use it on the costume. So they're calling this "Sexy Dancing Sewer Clown."
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
"What are you going to be for Halloween?"
"A sexy dancing sewer clown!"
NO! Just, no.