2017 is turning out to be a bad year for fashion. First of all, the 90s are back. I'm seeing all the stuff that I wore back in the day returning to stores...chokers, high-waisted acid-wash jeans, bodysuits... that'll be a no from me, thanks. I've also seen very expensive designer Crocks (again, no thanks), and now something called the Double Jean. It's a pair of jeans that looks like there's another pair of jeans tucked into them. Eew. No.
They retail for $695, but if you're dying to look like a weirdo who got dressed in the dark, you can just put on two pairs of pants from your own closet and save some money, I guess.
When they don't even look good on the 95 pound model, you've got yourself a problem.