Who doesn't love a good French fry?! I like mine on the crispy side (don't even bother coming at me with a droopy fry. Eew.)...not too thick, not too thin.
I hope whoever made this graphic is prepared to battle the onslaught of hatred that is surely coming his or her way. Because how DARE you rank a shoestring fry above a crinkle-cut fry or a sweet potato fry?! And I didn't even know they still made those weird smiley face fries.
This has got me feelin' a certain type of way!