There's a 68-year-old woman named Pamela in Clearwater. On Sunday morning, her 73-year-old husband told her that after nine years of being married, he wanted a separation.
Pamela responded by pulling out her taser, and repeatedly zapping him.
He called the cops, and she was arrested for felony domestic battery.
For the life of me, I just can't imagine why this fella wanted out of that marriage!
That was sarcasm, in case you were curious.
Photo: Pinellas County Sheriff's Office