A Florida man pulled over for reckless driving explained to cops that he "needed to get home in a hurry because he was cheating on his wife."
52-year-old Jon Earl Pickard was clocked doing 90 miles per hour. The officer was neither interested nor sympathetic to Pickard's extramarital affair and placed him under arrest for reckless driving.
A subsequent search of his belongings turned up a baggie containing crack cocaine inside his shirt pocket, which Pickard admitted to purchasing for $50. He received an additional drug possession charge.
Awww...don't we all feel so sorry for this fine, upstanding citizen?? *eyeroll*
What a loser.