Go ahead and file this one under Reasons I'm Fat.
I just found out that Costco is selling a 76-oz bucket of cookie dough. That's almost 5 pounds of cookie dough, which you can use to make 76 cookies...or eat in 76 handfuls. And it retails for only $7.89!
Want to eat it all in one sitting? Go on ahead. No one will judge you but that cat, and he can't talk.
Can't house it all at once? The bucket is freezable, so you can pack the rest for lunch tomorrow. BAM! I love America!
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