There's an 80-year-old woman who lives in Hamilton, New Jersey. And on Wednesday night, she fell asleep in her car in her driveway around 9:00 pm. Why? I have no idea, but that's what happened!
She woke up at 4:00 am. . . . she was on the driveway, and the car was gone.
Y'all, SOMEONE MOVED HER AND STOLE THE CAR. And she NEVER WOKE UP. HOW DO YOU SLEEP THROUGH THAT?!
The woman called the cops, and even though she had a cut and a bruise on her face, she had no memory of someone stealing the car while she slept.
The cops found the car abandoned later that day . . . but they still haven't found the thief.
The only thing that makes sense is that she had taken a sleeping pill, or some other drug that made her body just shut down. That's the only thing I can figure. I feel bad for her, but it's hard not to make jokes! The police have located the car but have no suspect at this time....holy cow, the nerve of this crook to even THINK of moving a sleeping person to steal the car they're sitting in. WOW.
[NJ.com]