NOW I've seen it all.
A woman in Fujairah, in the United Arab Emirates recently told a court she wants to divorce her husband after one year . . . because he's too loving.
He'd cook for her, clean, and never argue. She once commented he'd put on a few pounds, so he went on a strict diet and exercised so hard he injured himself.
"I was choked by extreme love and affection. He even helped me clean the house. I long for one day of dispute, but this seems impossible with my romantic husband who always forgave me and showered me with gifts," she said. "I need a real discussion, even an argument, not this hassle-free life of obedience."
The judge did not grant the divorce, though . . . the husband pleaded with the judge to give them a chance to work it out.
He said he's learned from his mistakes so, I guess he'll stop cleaning and giving his wife gifts and start arguing with her and ignoring her? Yeah, that sounds WAY better.
Honestly, I wouldn't want a man who'd roll over and show his belly at the first sign of conflict, either. I have a pretty strong personality, and I want a man who is equally strong. That being said, if my husband wanted to do all the cooking and housework, and bring me the occasional bouquet of flowers, I'd be all for it!
Nobody feels sympathy for your champagne problems, lady!