This is the most Florida thing you'll hear all day.
Police in Punta Gorda were working on Tamiami Trail when they saw a woman run a stop sign, so they pulled her over. During the traffic stop, they asked her if she "had anything on her," ...and I have a feeling they weren't expecting what they got next.
The woman pulled a baby alligator out of her pants.
There were also 41 small turtles in the truck.
What in the world?!