I am truly astonished that this criminal mastermind wasn't able to evade the police. *eyeroll*
There's a 36-year-old guy named Robert Walls from Cocoa, Florida. He was a fugitive, with a warrant out on several drug dealing charges.On Thursday, the cops got a tip he was at a particular address, so they surrounded the place.
That's when Robert tried to escape by . . . putting on a long blond wig and biking away.
Too bad it wasn't a good wig or an even remotely convincing disguise . . . the cops recognized him immediately and arrested him.
I mean, how could they possibly have known that this was the man they were looking for? *BIGGER eyeroll*