Best Florida Man stories ever!

It's such a popular meme, it has its own Wikipedia page. So a new study looked at 225 different "Florida man" stories, and came up with the top ten of ALL TIME. Yes, there was a study. Wow.

1. The Florida man who tossed a three-foot alligator through the drive-thru window at Wendy's. His real name is Joshua James. He was arrested back in 2016.

2. A Florida man slapped his employees with a large lizard called a bearded dragon. He was the owner of a reptile store.

3. A Florida man broke into a car dealership . . . stole an SUV, along with two TVs from the lobby . . . crashed through the glass doors . . . abandoned the SUV . . . then told cops he didn't remember any of it.

4. A Florida man tied a 12-foot alligator to a tree to keep as a pet.

5. A hangry Florida man bit off his girlfriend's thumb during a late-night Taco Bell run.

6. A drugged-up Florida man got burned dancing naked in a fire, then attacked police.

7. A Florida man who collected flamethrowers set his house on fire.

8. A Florida man got out of jail, then immediately broke into a car in the parking lot.

9. A Florida man was caught pleasuring himself with a stuffed animal at Walmart.

10. A Florida man dressed up as a pirate, and got arrested for firing a musket at cars on the highway. 

Here's the thing...I know for a FACT that these ten are just the tip of the iceberg. What's YOUR favorite Florida Man story??


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