I have a feeling even the BEST competitive eaters couldn't do this.
There's a restaurant in Thailand that has a burger on the menu that's made with a 13-pound beef patty, onion rings, bacon, cheese, all the fixin's...and if you can eat the whole thing in under 9 minutes, not only is the burger free, they'll give you a $300 cash prize!
But seriously, who could possibly eat 13 pounds of ANYTHING in 9 minutes?! Sounds to me like the don't really want anyone to win!