Employees at a Family Dollar store in Bradenton thwarted a robbery on Sunday in EPIC fashion.
According to the arrest report, Brittany Rodriguez, 27, entered the store, chose some merchandise, approached the cashier and pulled a knife.
Deputies say Rodriguez pointed the knife at the cashier, who responded by saying, “Not today.”
NOT TODAY.
Yes, for real!
After the attempt-gone-wrong, another employee quickly locked Rodriguez inside the store until deputies arrived, the report states.
I can only hope to be this calm (and ballsy) if anyone ever tried to rob me. This cashier is a genius and an epic bad*** and I hope she gets a huge raise!