Next time you feel like your life is coming off the rails, I want you to remember this woman.
The cops in Wichita Falls, Texas got a call on Friday morning from a Walmart about something, um, unique happening in their parking lot.
The employees said there was a woman who'd been driving one of their motorized shopping carts around the parking lot for at least two-and-a-half hours . . . and she was drinking WINE out of a PRINGLES CAN. (Hey, you have to give her credit for repurposing that can!)
By the time the cops got there, the woman was gone . . . but they found her at a restaurant nearby.
She wasn't arrested, but they did tell her the store was officially BANNING her.
I'd love to know exactly what led up to this moment. I guess I'll never know. I'm just sad there's no video.