A bridal show in Dubai has taken things to a whole new level by unveiling a $1 million wedding cake. The cake, which is in the shape of a life-sized Arabian bride, took five days and more than 1,000 eggs to put together. It’s also decorated with edible pearls, 5,000 hand-cut flowers … and five three-carat diamonds, valued at $200,000 each.
Don't get me wrong: it's impressive. This thing is the size of a human and is MADE OF CAKE. The level of skill involved here is really amazing. But it's pretty gaudy, don't you think? I don't need a life-size replica of my likeness in CAKE at my wedding. I mean, I'm there...you don't need to look at the cake. You can look at ME. I don't know, it's just not my thing.