Florida has no shortage of weird stories and stupid criminals.
Say hi to this winner from Jacksonville who got pulled over on suspicion of DUI. As the officer was conducting a sobriety test, this genius decided it was a good idea to hop into the patrol car and drive away.
Spoiler alert: It was NOT a good idea.
Shawn Tippins' charges include theft of a police vehicle, four counts of aggravated assault, three counts of interfering with government property and two counts of DUI.