Call me petty if you want, but I think this is hilarious!
Maybe you've recently been jilted and you're finding yourself single for Valentine's Day. Instead of going out and finding a last-minute date, why not channel that energy into some passive-aggressive revenge against your ex?
The Bronx Zoo in New York is offering a Valentine's Day special: name a cockroach after your ex boyfriend or girlfriend! For $15, they'll name the cockroach for you, and even send you a certificate to make it official.
And these aren't regular cockroaches...they're GIGANTIC. Eew!
Happy Valentine's Day!
[ USA Today ]