Ok, I love pumpkin spice things. I really do. I look forward to all the fall flavors coming out every year. But even *I* have a personal line that shouldn't be crossed when it comes to pumpkin spice things, and this is it.
Pumpkin Spice Spam is now a real thing. Yes, SPAM.
It goes on sale on September 23rd, and it'll only be available online at Spam.com and Walmart.com.
Just two years ago, the people behind Spam made a JOKE on Facebook about the ridiculous concept of Pumpkin Spice Spam . . . and now they actually made it!
So what does it taste like? A website called The Daily Meal got an advanced sample to try it out.
They say that as it was cooking, "the combined scent of heavily processed ham and sweet pumpkin spice was a bit off-putting" . . . but when they ate it, "the flavor really wasn't bad."
One person said the combo of the salty pork flavor and the cinnamon and nutmeg reminded them of breakfast sausage.
Here's the thing: I've eaten Spam. I don't actually hate it. I grew up without a ton of money, so Spam was a thing. I've also been on camping trips where the only food available was what you packed in with you. I'm not hating on Spam, and I'm definitely not hating on pumpkin spice. But I think we can all agree that these are two flavors that should stay separated!