Confession: I can't trust someone who doesn't like coffee.
I know that sounds super judgmental, but my family background is Cuban and Italian...coffee is part of who I am! I remember drinking coffee as a little kid! It's so strange that a person can make it all the way to adulthood without ever trying it.
I will say this though...if I were giving coffee to someone for the very first time, I wouldn't give it to them black. It's definitely an acquired taste, so I'd start them off with some cream and sugar (or maybe a latte) and go from there.
This made me laugh and got me angry at the same time!