What makes someone a REAL MAN?  Apparently your thick mustache, ample paunch, and unwillingness to help clean the house don't make the cut.



A new survey asked both men and women to name the top qualities of a, quote, "real man."  Here are the top five.



1.  Investigating strange noises in the house at night.


2.  Offering to carry a woman's bags.


3.  Handling the barbecue.


4.  Changing a tire.


5.  Dealing with spiders.



The survey also found that one out of three men DON'T consider themselves traditionally masculine.



70% of the men surveyed say they aren't afraid to show their feminine side.  And of that group, 30% say they like bubble baths and baking, and 10% like pedicures and manicures.